i spent 20 minutes thinking of a caption and nothing, my creative writing class is REALLY helping me impress people on the internet

i spent 20 minutes thinking of a caption and nothing, my creative writing class is REALLY helping me impress people on the internet

[accidentally scratches neck moments before photo]

[accidentally scratches neck moments before photo]

goodbye my friends i am gone (to get drunk)

goodbye my friends i am gone (to get drunk)

my hobbies include squinting in selfies and posting them 5 days later

my hobbies include squinting in selfies and posting them 5 days later

wizkhaleesi:

just joinin in on making collages of celebrities

it’s my 20th birthday, so all i have to do before i die of old age is spend the night looking at future retirement and funeral homes!!!! 

it’s my 20th birthday, so all i have to do before i die of old age is spend the night looking at future retirement and funeral homes!!!! 

going out for a second night in a row is such a strange feeling

going out for a second night in a row is such a strange feeling

it wouldn’t be nightblogging without taking 500 selfies of myself

it wouldn’t be nightblogging without taking 500 selfies of myself

goodbye my friends i’m going to uni solely to watch a movie about a cartoon rat who is a chef

goodbye my friends i’m going to uni solely to watch a movie about a cartoon rat who is a chef

idk whether to wear my glasses to uni tomorrow or slowly transition my classmates from contacts to glasses

idk whether to wear my glasses to uni tomorrow or slowly transition my classmates from contacts to glasses

someone take my phone and these glasses away i can’t stop the selfies they have a mind of their own

someone take my phone and these glasses away i can’t stop the selfies they have a mind of their own

captions are irrelevant

captions are irrelevant

obligatory “i got new glasses and took 400 photos to try and remove the glare in the lenses” selfie

obligatory “i got new glasses and took 400 photos to try and remove the glare in the lenses” selfie

just letting you know i’m not wearing pants and it’s pretty gr8

just letting you know i’m not wearing pants and it’s pretty gr8

it’s a beautiful sunny day so naturally i closed all the curtains because that glare on my laptop screen is not what i’m here for

it’s a beautiful sunny day so naturally i closed all the curtains because that glare on my laptop screen is not what i’m here for