imagine if there was 2 of me. what a fun sexy time

i ran a marathon 2day

i ran a marathon 2day

someone take every camera away from me

someone take every camera away from me

that post red wine come down

that post red wine come down

the “i don’t want to go to work” edition

u don’t even know how fuckin hard my sunday night is goin

a photoset of me not wanting to sleep because work in the morning

don’t trust natural lighting because you’ll look like a character from the simpsons

don’t trust natural lighting because you’ll look like a character from the simpsons

i’m sitting on my kitchen bench i need friends

i’m sitting on my kitchen bench i need friends

staring into ur soul so u smuggle me outta the country so i don’t have to work

staring into ur soul so u smuggle me outta the country so i don’t have to work

☯ suck my dick ☯

☯ suck my dick 

i love no shave november for enabling my laziness

i love no shave november for enabling my laziness