somefagonyourdash:

humorking:

SO IM AT THE BUS STATION AND THIS GIRL TAPS MY SHOULDER AND SHES LIKE “are you the guy from tumblr?” AND IM LIKE “i guess” AND SHES LIKE “i follow your blog and my boyfriend *points at him* saw your selfie page and he said he would fuck you” I LAUGHED SO HARD AND SAID “thanks man means a lot” AND HE JUST SAID “no homo cutie” THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER I LOVE YOU GUYS

clownebaby:

human-sloth:

this is the most important thing on the internet today

I’m pissing

femburton:

😰📖😰

ethiopienne:

on today’s episode of me having feelings, a series of tweets about “anti-rape nail polish.”

ethiopienne:

on today’s episode of me having feelings, a series of tweets about “anti-rape nail polish.”

jailor:

Telling me, a trans male, that you dated has no physical chemistry with you made me kind of :/ especially when you can’t explain to me what physical chemistry is :// and then proceeding to tell me, still trans male, you felt AWKWARD hooking up with me :/ and then outing me to your twitter and friends as if I gave you the consent to make the tweet :/// sad

RHINOS ARE RAMPANT COLOUR BLIND LESBIANS

rosehip-baby:

I’ve watched this at least 200 times

britney2007spears:

meladoodle:

WHO PUT THIS STICKER ON THE INSIDE OF MY BANANA

u…

britney2007spears:

meladoodle:

WHO PUT THIS STICKER ON THE INSIDE OF MY BANANA

u…

Emma Stone at the ‘Birdman’ premiere during the Venice Film Festival.

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